Pump Up Your Book Chats with Humor Columnist Rose A. Valenta

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Rose A. Valenta is a nationally syndicated humor columnist. Her irreverent columns have been published in Senior Wire, Associated Content, Courier Post Online, NPR, Newsday, USA TODAY, the WSJ Online, and many other local news and radio websites.

She is the author of Rosie’s Renegade Humor Blog. This is the blog for people who would be knowledgeable about current events and politics if only politicians and news anchors didn’t stretch the truth. “What else is there to do, but share an honest laugh?” Rose said.

Rose regularly attends the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop at the University of Dayton, is a member of the Robert Benchley Society and the National Society of Newspaper Columnists (NSNC).

Rose lived in Philadelphia for over 40 years, where she honed her humor writing skills by being married to a Philadelphia Policeman and giving birth to three children. “Times have changed. Now that we have 10 grandchildren, I’m not sure how I feel about children being exposed to the evening news. Humorous things happen, like the time my grandson asked us to come outside to see his version of ‘Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman’ right after Snowmageddon.”

Rose worked for a subsidiary of McGraw-Hill, Datapro Information Services, for 12 years as a technical staff writer, and also wrote freelance articles for other computer industry publications.

She claims that her Italian heritage stunted her growth. She is English on her Father’s side and believes that in a past life, during medieval times, she was probably a trusted member of the Counsel of the Jesters.

Her latest book is Sitting on Cold Porcelain which you can find out more about at her website at www.rosevalenta.com.

On Sitting on Cold Porcelain

Q: Can you tell us why you wrote your book?

It was a long time in the planning stage. I love to make people laugh and have been writing my blog, Rosie’s Renegade Humor Blog – http://www.rosevalenta.com, since 2008. It is satirical, similar to my book. I enjoy taking pot-shots at politicians current events, and the media. At work, I used to spoof the job, the boss, corporate policy and would write essays about them. Friends and co-workers enjoyed my satire and asked me why I didn’t write a humor book. It was time for Sitting on Cold Porcelain.

Q: Which part of the book was the hardest to write?

I have such a terrific support network that the tough part was the Acknowledgements Section. I was afraid I would leave out someone important.

Q: Does your book have an underlying message that readers should know about?

“Illegitimi non carborundum” No matter what happens, you can and should always have a good laugh.

On Books in General

Q: What was one of your favorite books as a child?

I read a lot of books growing up, but favored Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

Q: What is your favorite book as an adult?

I hate to admit this, the Harry Potter series. I think J.K. Rowling took our young people to a whole new reading level with her books and I admire that. I love the storyline and each of my grandchildren have a set of Harry Potter books.

Q: What are you reading now?

Right now, I have an advance uncorrected proof of Raul Ramos y Sanchez’ novel House Divided. I am enjoying the read and will do a review on my blog and at Goodreads. Without giving away the plot, I can tell you it’s a five-star suspense novel.

On Writing

Q: Do you remember when the writing bug hit?

I think it was way back in the 1970s when my children were growing up in Philadelphia. At the time, I enjoyed reading Erma Bombeck, Alan King, and Art Buchwald. The urge to write humor was strong, but unless you were already well-known with a following, the salary was minimal. I went to work for a publisher finally, but as a technical staff writer. I’ve been doing that for 25 years. My passion is humor writing and going forward, I’m making up for lost time.

Q: Besides books, what else do you write? Do you write for publications?

I spent about 12 years at a McGraw-Hill company writing for a subscription service, but it was technical writing, which is much different than creative writing. After that, I worked for the Department of Defense and regulated companies doing documentation as a technical writer/consultant.

I enjoy the creative writing, so I write humor columns and submit them to Senior Wire and Associated Content for syndication. Many of my columns have been picked up by major publications such as NPR, Newsday, USA TODAY, The Courier Post, the Wall Street Journal online and many others.

My blog is also popular, ranking #2 in the “Top 50 Blogs in Philadelphia” on Facebook. It is in Facebook’s Networked Blogs.

Q: Do you have a writing tip you’d like to share?

Yes, if you love writing keep doing it every day. Blogs are easy to start and you can share your stories and ideas there, until you feel you are ready to put a book or magazine together. The key is to write on a daily basis, even if it is just in your journal.

On Family and Home:

Q: Would you like to tell us about your home life? Where you live? Family? Pets?

I am married to a great guy, who is a former Marine and retired Philadelphia Police Officer. He encourages me all the time, laughs at my essays, and offers topics for consideration on my blog. We have three grown children and 10 grandchildren. The oldest grandchild is currently attending the University of Pennsylvania on a Track scholarship. He wants to out-sprint Usain Bolt.

We live in a townhouse just outside of Philadelphia and have a small cottage in Chincoteague, VA. Our family lives close by in PA and NJ.

Q: Where’s your favorite place to write at home?

I love my laptop, as I can take it into any quiet room in the house. Most of the time, I’m at the kitchen table, but in nice weather, I’m out on the back deck plugging away.

Q: What do you do to get away from it all?

I find it relaxing to watch the food network and cook. I never mastered the art of baking cakes and pies, but I do like to concoct meat and seafood dishes with different sauces and gravies. My herb garden is right outside the kitchen door.

On Book Promotion:

Q: What was the first thing you did as far as promoting your book?

I signed up with my publisher for a press release package. Then, I did a book signing at the Moonstone Arts Center in Philadelphia. Finally, I got smart and signed up with Pump Up Your Book and have been getting many requests for reviews and interviews.

Q: Are you familiar with the social networks and do you actively participate?

I am always on Facebook and Twitter promoting my book. I spend hours every day online. My book has a fan page on Facebook too – http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Sitting-on-Cold-Porcelain/126455680706742

I belong to three humor writers’ newsgroups and have a network of friends from the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop.

Q: How do you think book promotion has changed over the years?

Everything in the publishing industry has changed. The print media is becoming extinct, so the trend is virtual publishing and book promoting.

On Book Publishing

Q: What is the most frustrating part of being an author?

Writing is the easy task, marketing is not. It is tough marketing a book. I self-published, so I have to do that with lots of help from my friends and family.

Q: What is the most rewarding?

When people e-mail me and say how much they liked a particular essay.

Q: How do you think book publishing has changed over the years?

I’m noticing that more people are buying Kindles and Nooks, so I’ve made my book available to that market as well.

On Other Fun Stuff:

Q: If you had one wish, what would that be?

I’d wish for a magic pendant that grants unlimited wishes when rubbed, while uttering a secret phrase. One wish is never enough and wouldn’t that be fantastic?

Q: If you could be anywhere in the world other than where you are right now, where would that place be?

I’d like to be on a shopping-spree at Harrods in London.

Q: Your book has just been awarded a Pulitzer. Who would you thank?

Ripley’s Believe it or Not.

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