Pump Up Your Book Chats with Robert Seymour

Robert Seymour Robert Seymour, (under the pseudonym of Charles Courtley) is a retired judge who lives on the English coast with his wife, Jane, of 38 years, and a small dog called Phoebe.

He is the author of Wig Begone, a tale of a young barrister’s triumphs and tragedies. As well as adapting his novel into a screenplay and writing a sequel, he contributes to legal newsletters and blogs.

Find him online at http://courtleyprocedures.wordpress.com.

About Wig Begone

Wib Begone Charles, a newly qualified lawyer without a penny to his name, plunges into the archaic world of the Bar as it was thirty-five years ago. After a stroke of beginners’ luck – and a taste of good living – he soon becomes established in practice battling away in the criminal courts, conducting court-martials in Germany and on one horrifying occasion actually appearing in a commercial court, “winding up ” companies of which he knows nothing! He encounters a wide range of clients including an Italian motorist charged with assault, who claims to have been savagely attacked by an elderly lollipop man wielding his road sign. On top of that, there are instructing solicitors who never pay him and even one who has departed this world altogether yet still manages to operate on a shadowy basis from the vicinity of Bow Road in East London. Court-martials take Charles abroad where he encounters a German policeman’s dog whose canine expertise is deemed to be perfectly sound evidence and samples a night out on the other side of the infamous Berlin wall just making it back to the safety of the West. Wig Begone is an exhilarating tale of Charles’ early career with disaster often lurking round the corner and culminating in his own appearance in front of England’s most notorious judge!

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Robert Seymour on Wig Begone

Q: Can you tell us why you wrote your book?

I suppose in essence, I wanted to create something lasting – and, being no good at art or anything practical, decided writing (which I enjoyed) was a way of achieving this. Nothing feels better than to actually see your own work in print.

Q: Which part of the book was the hardest to write?

The actual revision, going through the manuscript repeatedly to correct mistakes and inconsistencies, was undoubtedly the hardest part of all.

Q: Does your book have an underlying message that readers should know about?

Not really – If my book entertains and amuses people then I’m quite content.

Robert Seymour on Writing

Q: Do you remember when the writing bug hit?

In my early thirties, when I found I had so much time to spare as a young trial lawyer, waiting outside courtrooms for my cases to be reached.

Q: What’s the most frustrating thing about becoming a published author and what’s the most rewarding?

Trying every month to work out just how many books you’ve managed to sell – but, if you receive a good review, not even sales seem to matter. It’s the best feeling in the world.

Q: Do you have a writing tip you’d like to share?

Yes, write something everyday – even if it’s only one line.

Robert Seymour On Family and Home

Q:  Would you like to tell us about your home life?  Where you live?  Family?  Pets?

I live with my wife Jane of 38 years, on the English coast. Our family have been a succession of pets over the years – the latest beloved incumbent being a Miniature Schnauzer called Phoebe.

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Q: Where’s your favorite place to write at home?

In my private den upstairs, converted for that purpose from a third bedroom.

Q: What do you do to get away from it all?

Walk for miles along our local beach with the dog.

Robert Seymour On Childhood

Q: Were you the kind of child who always had a book in her/his hand?

Absolutely.  I owe my love of reading to my mother who encouraged it, even to the extent of allowing me to stay awake at nights. I have her to thank for my love of books without which I would never have written one myself.

Q: Can you remember your favorite book?

It may sound old-fashioned now, but I devoured most of Enid Blyton’s books from the age of 7.

Q: Do you remember writing stories when you were a child?

No – the bug didn’t hit me until much later.

Robert Seymour On Book Promotion

Q: What was the first thing you did as far as promoting your book?

I employed a publicist who helped me to set up my own website – absolutely essential, if you’re self-published.

Q: Are you familiar with the social networks and do you actively participate?

I’m on Facebook and Twitter and use my own blog as well.

Q: How do you think book promotion has changed over the years?

There’s been a complete (and welcome) transformation since the advent of the internet, giving self–publishers much more of a chance.

Robert Seymour On Other Fun Stuff

Q: If you had one wish, what would that be?

To have written a classic children’s book like The Wind in the Willows or The Wizard of Oz, books which are never forgotten from one generation to the next.

Q: If you could be anywhere in the world other than where you are right now, where would that place be?

Traveling up the Grand Canal in Venice on my private luxury yacht at sunset in the spring.

Q: Your book has just been awarded a Pulitzer.  Who would you thank?

Without doubt, my long-suffering wife Jane. Without her, I would never have survived the experiences upon which some of the book is based.


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